laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG


hyacin-th:

no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind


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lli85:

LOKI IN THE DA BACK DOE.

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Oh dear god

My boyfriend….

is younger than Zelo


ieropercent:

making a risky post and reblogging heaps of crap to cover it up


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beeswaxing:

I can’t even explain how dead I am. I forgot my own name, I swallowed my tongue, my belly hurts and I think I died cos i’m feeling rather floaty… I just about killed my tlist with this video… It’s like the most perfect thing ever. 

MY CLIENT IS HERE AND I CAN’T REMEMBER MY OWN NAME.

*DEAD*


I am judging you if you can’t find difference between mandarin, korean and japanese. Especially if you’re asian.



  • Me: *looking at EXO*
  • Friend: Those Japanese guys aren't even that attractive.
  • Me on the inside: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT ABOUT MY BABIES. JAPANESE WHAT THE HELL HOW ARE THEY EVEN YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT OK CHINESE AND KOREAN AND JUST I DONT KNOW HOW YOU CANT TELL THEM APART THATS LIKE SAYING A FUCKING DOG LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT OMG LEARN TO TELL THEM APART THIS IS KRIS AND THIS IS KAI AND THIS IS TAO AND OH MY GOD JUST THERE'S SO MANY TO LOVE AND THERE'S SO MANY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THEY ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL OKAY JUST LOOK AT THEM I WOULD GO THROUGH THE ICE AGE AND SWIM THROUGH THE FUCKING SEA I WOULD GO ON THE TITANIC AND JUMP OFF INTO THE FREEZING WATER I WOULD WALK ON THE BURNING SUN I WOULD GET EATEN BY SHARKS I DONT CARE I WOULD DO ANYTHING IF IT MEANT BEING ABLE TO TOUCH THEM AND BE WITH THEM AND KISS THEM AND LOVE THEM
  • Me on the outside: ..Yeah.

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